Thursday, August 20, 2009

This is why you can't trust a muppet...

The quality of this photo is horrible- sorry (Mike took it with his phone while on vacation in CA)- but if you look closely you can see Elmo and Cookie Monster (with their heads off) talking to two police officers. For those of you who read my blog solely for the Helpful Housewife Hints on how NOT to attract the attention of the police while engaging in criminal activity (and let's be honest, there are many of you), here's your tip: Do not smoke pot with your buddy out in public while both of you are dressed as Muppets...

That's right! Elmo and Cookie Monster are on the pot! You heard it here first, folks. We should have known. The signs were there all along- Elmo's cute little fits of giggles? He was stoned out of his melon. Cookie Monster's binges? It was the munchies that whole time. "C" is for cookie... and cannabis... and Colombian...

The sad thing, which you can't see in the photo but Michael witnessed firsthand, was that Elmo burst into tears while talking to the cops. Awwww... Poor little Elmo.

3 comments:

Elaine said...

Oh! My! Word! That is freaking hilarious (though horribly sad for any kids who were around when their heros got busted). And the pot! You are right! All the giggles and munchies make so much more sense now. So, so, so much more sense.

Kelli said...

That is hilarious! I am sure TMZ may want to buy the picture to reveal these stars for what they are!

Heather said...

I have always had a fear of muppets.... thank you for making them more human!!! LOL... I am still laughing!!