Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I'm hurt, people... Deeply hurt

Apparently, this video has been out there for a couple years now.  I'd like to know why nobody told me about it.  Why am I just now finding out about this?  I thought you people were my friends!  Maybe you kept it from me to protect me?  Because you knew this chick would scare the %$*# out of me?  Is that it?  You knew she would stalk my nightmares?  Okay.  In that case...  Thanks.  But the damage is done.  I can't unsee it now.  Geez, Louise.  The posing.  The stroking.  The gloves.  And again with the stroking.  What's wrong with her, you guys?  Seriously.  What?

5 comments:

lookingforgeorge said...

CREEPY! Sorry, I would have shared it with you, but I'd never seen it before. So, I'm guessing she doesn't type, either? And in that long list of things she can't/won't do because it might involve using her hands like a normal person, well, I just can't help but wonder . . . does she have a husband? I mean, does she . . . can she . . . what does she do with her hands THEN?

Michelle said...

Oh, YUCK! You Mormon girls with your smutty thoughts. I can't imagine anyone, husband or otherwise, being willing to put up with her. Can you? The three minute video was all I could take.

myminivanrocks said...

Wow. I had heard about the video, but never watched it. A papercut is a major injury? Seriously? Has she never heard of Photoshop? Or couln't she just hide it behind the home pregnancy test she is holding?

Creepy.

LawMommy said...

I am deeply creeped out by this woman...and wondering the same thing LookingForGeorge is wondering... :-p

Lina said...

Okay...this is the first time I saw this...CREEPY!!! The stroking...so weird!